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Knight with paint tin on his head.

'I am a mouse and, at the risk of stating the obvious, I can talk.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"They were all out of sharks."

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

He had wandered into the wrong cartoon again.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Talk nerdy to me."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The tooth fairy.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Lady of the bath...

Piracy on a boating lake

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip