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"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

Sacrifice a pawn

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Evolution.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Piracy on a boating lake

The Mouse Princess

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Knight feeding his kids.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

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