Fantasy Gamer Gifts

The Real Mario Bros.

Second lifeReal life.

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

Sacrifice a pawn

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Evolution.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

The Mouse Princess

Piracy on a boating lake

"Have you been playing dice?"

Lady of the bath...

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"