Fantasy Gaming Gifts

Second lifeReal life.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Seagiraffes

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Alien David statue

The Fourth Little Pig

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"You left this on our ship."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

The tooth fairy.