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'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

First Novels.

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Have you been playing dice?"

Knight feeding his kids.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Mouse Princess

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Paranormal A-Z...