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'Sure he's got a smart phone, but he doesn't know how to use it. He's a geek poser.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

John Bunyan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Moby Dick

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Addicted to reading

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Intellectual Property

Reading

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

We call her "Kay" --- It's short for "chaos."

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp