Faux Nerd Gifts

'Sure he's got a smart phone, but he doesn't know how to use it. He's a geek poser.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Jack London

Moby Dick

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Addicted to reading

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Intellectual Property

Reading

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.