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'Sure he's got a smart phone, but he doesn't know how to use it. He's a geek poser.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

The First Alien Contact

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

"Thank heaven they're finally starting to worry about the greenhouse effect!"

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

We are not alone!

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

The Moe Howard Installation