Pretend Pioneer T-Shirts

Gift a t-shirt that captures their pioneering spirit—fun, creatively designed, and perfect for inspiring your pretend explorer to embrace their adventurous side in style.

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A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground. mockup

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

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"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers." mockup

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

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'Now this is my kind of green!'

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"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year." mockup

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

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'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.' mockup

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

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He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands. mockup

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

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'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.' mockup

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

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'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.' mockup

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

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"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?" mockup

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

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"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..." mockup

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

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Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date' mockup

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

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"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night." mockup

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

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Play the Trick or Treat Game!

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'That's the first nickel I took in!' mockup

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

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"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?" mockup

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

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Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag. mockup

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

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'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.' mockup

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

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'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!' mockup

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

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Pioneers of the ancient west

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..." mockup

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

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Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top. mockup

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

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'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?' mockup

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

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Davy Crocat

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"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

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