Flaming Geek Pillows

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

The day the stock market went UP.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"Take me to your Larder!"

Candle Portraits.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

The Shrinking Dollar.

Nerd tryouts.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"One question, what's a share option?"

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

Anti-inflammation recipes

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

Euro Bait

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'