Fixing Gifts

"We''ll have to get that leaky roof sorted out"

'Will you shut up about how ironic this is and focus on getting us out of here'

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

"Well, you've come to the right guy."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Holes in pots, cigars and the road.

He claims he brings them home to fix them, but they only end up all over the yard.

glares and stares.

Scre

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Baldo, you've been at that all day! I thought you said you can fix this thing 15 minutes!"

"The good news is I've found a plumber...the bad news is he's coming from China. "

Jack of all trades

Tool Box

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I don't know who you are!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

The world's most unemployable family

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Lazy plumber.