Fixing T-Shirts

"We''ll have to get that leaky roof sorted out"

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

"Well, you've come to the right guy."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Holes in pots, cigars and the road.

glares and stares.

Scre

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Baldo, you've been at that all day! I thought you said you can fix this thing 15 minutes!"

"The good news is I've found a plumber...the bad news is he's coming from China. "

Jack of all trades

Tool Box

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"I don't know who you are!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The world's most unemployable family

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

Computer operator welding machine.

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."