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Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'This must be the place!'

The Adventures of Break-O-Man

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'Don't fiddle with it, Ronaldo, you'll only make it worse.'

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

"It's certainly high time you got around to fixing that lock, Straus!"

"Larry does all his own stunts."

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"People are always discriminating against my dad. At work, people say, 'clean up that spill' and 'get under the sink.'"

"My dad is really smart. He knows about a lot of things! It's too bad electricity isn't one of those things."

Fixing the light

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 4

STRIP Hambone: Bashing a computer to make it work

"There, that chair won't wobble again"

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

'Cracks in the commode have made for wee-wee leaks.'

"I never forget a face."

'I had to put in a new gizmo, a thingamajig and a watchamacallit.'

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

Jack of all trades

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Tool Box

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.