Fix-it Fan Pillows

'Drat! I better take her in. The check engine light just went off.'

"Renovating your bathroom?"

'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'I can't stop the toilet from running. If I did, we'd be able to hear the dripping faucet.'

Bill really wishes Dave would break down and buy an extension ladder

"I see you've had a go at mending the dripping tap."

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'The job you found on line is the same one I placed... for a handyman to fix things around here.'

"Yes...but when you said you thought your engine was missing..."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

Toy repair.

"I never forget a face."

'Did anyone bring the duct tape?'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Don't s'pose you know how to change a flat?"

"I tried thumping it, but it only made thing's worse."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Tool Box

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Timber preservation

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'