Festive Fix-it Fan Pillows

Santa Claus's Tool Box

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Elfie Stick

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

Ring those Christmas bells!

"Renovating your bathroom?"

Recycled Flake

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Christmas reunions!

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."

'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'