Festive Technology Fan Pillows

Elfie Stick

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Time Machine Collision

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"It appears you have a virus."

Ring those Christmas bells!

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Christmas reunions!

Recycled Flake

Adam Smith

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Happy New Year!'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

inflation at Christmas

Priest Halloween costume for boy.