Festive Technology Fan Pillows

Elfie Stick

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Time Machine Collision

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

Meet Santa's entourage

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Ring those Christmas bells!

"It appears you have a virus."

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Christmas reunions!

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Adam Smith

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'Happy New Year!'

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

inflation at Christmas