Festive Fix-it Fan Prints

Santa Claus's Tool Box

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Meet Santa's entourage

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Renovating your bathroom?"

"If we remove the stalactites and replace some rocks, we could flip it for a profit."

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"This isn't a fixer upper. It's a down-and-outer."

Recycled Flake

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Christmas reunions!

'As you can see, it's a bit of an emergency.'

'Well! Well! Look what the cat dragged home!...'