Fitness Video Commentator Pillows

'Talk about boring...these exercise programs all have the same plot.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Bench Press Accident

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I hate this time of year."

Pelobong

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Still on your left."

Jeff was watching his weight.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

'My Dad stays in shape watching other people exercise.'

'If you can't get me buff can you at least make me cuddly?'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Pontius Pilates

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

Plan B

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'