Fitness Talker Pillows

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

The rock caricature

Bench Press Accident

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Yoga.

Exercise now!

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

'Hey, wait for me!'

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Exercise Bars

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Keep Fit.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'