Fitness Talker Pillows

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Bench Press Accident

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Yoga.

Exercise now!

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Keep Fit.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

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Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'