Fitness Gear Neglecter Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the fitness gear neglecter in your life? Our collection celebrates the humorous side of gym avoidance with fun, relatable designs. Whether they’re a weekend warrior or a seasoned couch potato, these products bring a smile while gently poking fun at their gym avoidance. Make their day with something lighthearted that acknowledges their love-hate relationship with fitness—minus the guilt!

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My routine.

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March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!" mockup

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

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'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.' mockup

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

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Exercising

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"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear." mockup

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

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Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020 mockup

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

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'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.' mockup

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

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'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.' mockup

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

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Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies. mockup

Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.

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"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!" mockup

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

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'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.' mockup

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

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A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles mockup

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

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'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.' mockup

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

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"Too much information."

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"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear." mockup

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

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'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.' mockup

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

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"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories."

"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories." mockup

"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories."

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Marvin's new fitness tracker had motivational software.

Marvin's new fitness tracker had motivational software. mockup

Marvin's new fitness tracker had motivational software.

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'It's not as convenient, but bagged water is half the price of bottled.'

'It's not as convenient, but bagged water is half the price of bottled.' mockup

'It's not as convenient, but bagged water is half the price of bottled.'

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What gym did you say you're coming from?

What gym did you say you're coming from? mockup

What gym did you say you're coming from?

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"When I recommended you join a gym...I didn't mean as a member of the board!"

"When I recommended you join a gym...I didn't mean as a member of the board!" mockup

"When I recommended you join a gym...I didn't mean as a member of the board!"

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'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.' mockup

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

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"I watch sports on television. Does that count?"

"I watch sports on television. Does that count?" mockup

"I watch sports on television. Does that count?"

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"All this damn spinning...shouldn't it be charging our phones or something?"

"All this damn spinning...shouldn't it be charging our phones or something?" mockup

"All this damn spinning...shouldn't it be charging our phones or something?"

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"You're not getting through the eye of a needle with that ass."

"You're not getting through the eye of a needle with that ass." mockup

"You're not getting through the eye of a needle with that ass."

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Fitness Gear Neglecter Gifts Collection

Fitness Gear Neglecter Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring hilarious designs for the fitness gear neglecter—great for everyday laughs during coffee or tea.

Fitness Gear Neglecter Pillows

Discover pillows with clever, humorous messages for the fitness gear neglecter—bring a smile to their home decor.

Fitness Gear Neglecter Prints

Browse our funny prints that celebrate the fitness gear neglecter’s laid-back lifestyle—perfect for adding personality to their space.

Fitness Gear Neglecter T-Shirts

Check out our range of witty t-shirts perfect for the fitness gear neglecter—ideal for relaxed weekends or casual dress days.