Fitness Beginner Gifts

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'I keep my diet book in the refrigerator for added motivation.'

"I went through the pain barrier pulling my socks on."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

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Be Healthy

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Running

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Exercise now!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."