Fitness Beginner T-Shirts

"I'm really serious about exercising. Last year I only went to the gym twice, once to join and once to renew."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'I keep my diet book in the refrigerator for added motivation.'

"I went through the pain barrier pulling my socks on."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

The rock caricature

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Brad Pitt

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."