Fitness Beginners T-Shirts

"Has anyone in your family ever had a history of exercise?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Running

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Exercise now!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

Dog stretching before a walk.