Fitness Beginners T-Shirts

"Has anyone in your family ever had a history of exercise?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

The rock caricature

Running

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Brad Pitt

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Exercise now!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Dog stretching before a walk.