Fit As An Angel Gifts

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ok, ok, last page.

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Naughty and Nice Queue of kids for Santa.

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

And on the Seventh Day...

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Basketball Halo

"I was always afraid to read it before."

Marriage Heaven

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

What? Why the heck not?

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

Most folks just go with the white.

'So, where's the mall?'

"Frankly, your credit score concerns me."

"One final question: If we were to hire you, where do you see yourself in five years?"

'Hot pink would have been more slimming.'

"I like it here, except it's just the one outfit."

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Devil Uses Halo for Hoop

I don

'Normally, a little conflict like this would be easy to resolve.'

Badminton/Goodminton

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

Santa Claus on the scales