Fit As An Angel Pillows

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

And on the Seventh Day...

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

Basketball Halo

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

"I was always afraid to read it before."

Marriage Heaven

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

"I like it here, except it's just the one outfit."

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Devil Uses Halo for Hoop

'Normally, a little conflict like this would be easy to resolve.'

"One final question: If we were to hire you, where do you see yourself in five years?"

Badminton/Goodminton

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

Santa Claus on the scales

Golfing Gods.