Fishy Gamer Moments Gifts

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

"Guac-A-Mole"

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

Beginner Level Escalators

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"We suck at this."

"Angry humans!"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

Disagreeing with the ref's decision.

Alien Claw Game

Second Tuesday in November

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'

"98, 99, 100....coming! Found you!"

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

Andy innocently agress to a game of rock paper, scissors, scythe.

"Do not interfere, Helen. This is between me and my avatar!"

'You wanted wireless video gaming? You got it. Now, go outside and play.'

Game Over

'I've got the high score on this game, and the NSA has confirmed it.'

'It was an honest mistake -- I thought he was a 'whack-a-mole' game.'

"How will I pay for life's necessities?"

Remote Control Foreplay

"Perhaps 'balcony billiards' isn't for you."

'Now what?'

Horse Shoes

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

You've been playing too many video games. I can't give you any "cheats" for the game of life!

Rhinoceros With Ball Attached to Horn

'Apparently we're an online game and they'll be a ceasefire while they upgrade the website.'

Billiards and cocks