Egg-cited Gamers Gifts

Billiards and cocks

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

The Fault of the Fowl

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'Now do you believe me?'

Chicken: the one-man show

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

The Hen Commandments.

Fast food

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

How Easter Eggs Are Colored.

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

Battery Farms

Shellfie

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

"I'd like to talk about the existence of deviled eggs among the lay-ity."

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

Easter Bunny Nursery

"Mother's deviling the Easter eggs. Is that sacrilegious?"