Egg-centric Comic Gifts

The Hen Commandments.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

Chicken: the one-man show

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

I only lay egg whites.

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

'John and Yolko.'

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

Easter Bunny

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

I told Humpty to go private.

Chicken with egg on its face.

"Dumpty? Dumpty? Uh-oh."

Health and Safety Humpty.