Egg-cited Gamers Pillows

Billiards and cocks

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

The Fault of the Fowl

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

Chicken: the one-man show

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

Fast food

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

'Whoa, whoa, buddy, we don't serve no pickled eggs here.'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

Battery Farms

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

Shellfie

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

"Mother's deviling the Easter eggs. Is that sacrilegious?"

Egg horror movies.