Fish Tank Dwellers Gifts

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't do windows."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Especially modified you say..."

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

That's my summer place.

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

I think it's time somebody changed our water!

'Great. He's adding angel fish. Now we've gotta swim a straight line.'

'Clown fish ... '

It ended up being quite a rough week for the Little Pond Gang.

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '