Fish Tank Dwellers Gifts

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't do windows."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Especially modified you say..."

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Tom prepares for his hot date.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

'Clown fish ... '

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

'Great. He's adding angel fish. Now we've gotta swim a straight line.'

It ended up being quite a rough week for the Little Pond Gang.

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

"Since he won the lottery he thinks he's too good to hand around with us."