First Night Together Gifts

"Dunno - I just assumed that you would know what we were supposed to do..."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Romance

Late night teddy reading

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Why we need poetry. . .

Carbon Dating.

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"First date hairball... awkward."

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Asking out a palm reader.

'At lone at last.'

"She's just being Koi."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Romance

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Your place or mine?'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'