Baldo fantasizes the Boys Department becomes the Men's Department after his first kiss with Smiley.
First Kisses Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the magic of a first kiss? Our collection celebrates those tender, exciting moments of new love with playful, romantic, and humorous designs. Perfect for newlyweds, dating couples, or anyone reminiscing about their first romantic encounter. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, our products add a special touch to the joy of a memorable first kiss.
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
"May I have this arythmic flail?"
"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"
Romance
"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"
It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.
On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.
Why we need poetry. . .
Carbon Dating.
"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"
Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.
"First date hairball... awkward."
An historic event in Candyland: When M met M
'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'
"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"
I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."
Asking out a palm reader.
Romance
"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"
'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'
"She's just being Koi."
'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'
'Your place or mine?'
'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'
'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'
'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'
First Kisses Gifts Collection
First Kisses Mugs
Explore our collection of first kiss mugs—funny, romantic, and heartfelt designs that make every coffee break a reminder of love’s sweet start.
First Kisses Pillows
Discover our cozy first kiss pillows—perfect for adding a romantic and whimsical touch to your home decor.
First Kisses Prints
Decorate your space with our stunning first kiss art prints, capturing the magic and innocence of that unforgettable moment.
First Kisses T-Shirts
Check out our first kiss t-shirts, featuring charming and witty designs that celebrate those special romantic moments in style.