"I don't know, I just thought it would be more magical."
First Time Intimacy Gifts
Mark the significant milestone of first time intimacy with gifts that blend humor, warmth, and celebration. Our collection offers a lighthearted yet sincere way to commemorate this personal life event. Whether you're looking for something playful or meaningful, find the perfect token to remember this special step in your journey.
Sauvignon Bonk
"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."
"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"
Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.
"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."
"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."
First love.
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.
'Young Love'
'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'
"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."
"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"
"Lets watch a martial arts movie."
Do it!
'You've been faking it, haven't you?'
"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."
'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'
Thinkin' 'bout you - Kiss.
Heart To Heart
"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"
The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!
"The phrase is 'score,' dude."
"He loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!"
"So what's your definition of 'love'?"
"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"
"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"
"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"
"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"
"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."
'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'
"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"
'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'
'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'
First Time Intimacy Gifts Collection
First Time Intimacy Mugs
Looking for more ways to celebrate? Check out our mugs collection for funny and heartfelt designs related to this special life event.
First Time Intimacy Pillows
Add a cozy touch to your space with pillows that celebrate this important moment in your life journey.
First Time Intimacy Prints
Discover art prints that beautifully capture the essence of this first-time experience, making memorable wall decor.
First Time Intimacy T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts for witty and meaningful options that commemorate this personal milestone with style and humor.