
Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.
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Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.
Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.
"The first one's just a warning."
'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'
"If it were painful, could I do this?"
"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."
Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well
"It started with a simple case of peer-review."
Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.
'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'
'Does this get me a purple heart?'
"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"
''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'
"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."
"I said to make a thousand CLONES."
"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."
'Igor, quit bugging me!'
Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.
'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'
'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'
"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"
'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'
'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'
"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."
'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'
"Hey, at least you got a severance package."
"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
"At this point, we know it's addictive."
'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'
'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'
"I feel so seen right now."
"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."
Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."
"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."
'Dr. McWit doesn't believe in working more than 27.'
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