First Job Application Gifts

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"You want a letter of recommendation from my last employer? I'm sure my mom will write me one!"

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Pajama Day 743

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Good Luck!

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Do you have any other skills?

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'I don't know what he does, but I'm afraid to ask.'

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'