
"You'll have to look harder than that to find a job, Son."
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"You'll have to look harder than that to find a job, Son."
'What I lack in experience I make up for in wildly unrealistic self-confidence.'
"My last job was as a mine interpreter...I would go to a park and describe what the mime was trying to convey."
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"Any other references besides your Mother?"
I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....
'I have this fear of the real world...'
'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'
'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'
'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'
"He's having a hard time finding work."
"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."
'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!
'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'
'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'
"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."
"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."
"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"
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'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'
"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."
"There are no big jobs, only small machines."
'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'
"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."
'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'
A very young man being hired as a groom.
'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'
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"I can't get used to being a grownup."
'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'
"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"
'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'
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'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'
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