First Date Disaster Survivor Pillows

Add comfort and humor to their space with pillows that celebrate surviving those memorable first date mishaps. A cozy reminder that every story deserves a happy ending, even with a few laughs along the way.

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"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster." mockup

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

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"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..." mockup

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

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'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook). mockup

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

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'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!' mockup

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

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"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!" mockup

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

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"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!" mockup

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

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'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!' mockup

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

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Tunnel of lurve

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"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

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"I knew I should've swiped left." mockup

"I knew I should've swiped left."

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'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?' mockup

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

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"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..." mockup

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

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'Let me just run through the offside rule.'

'Let me just run through the offside rule.' mockup

'Let me just run through the offside rule.'

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"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

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Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men. mockup

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

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'It was disgusting, Sheila...Our first date, and he pulls out his endpin!'

'It was disgusting, Sheila...Our first date, and he pulls out his endpin!' mockup

'It was disgusting, Sheila...Our first date, and he pulls out his endpin!'

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"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door." mockup

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

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'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?' mockup

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

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"My love for you knows no bounds, Trish."

"My love for you knows no bounds, Trish." mockup

"My love for you knows no bounds, Trish."

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"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

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"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?" mockup

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

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He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well. mockup

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

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'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.' mockup

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

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Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag. mockup

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

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"Sure you remember me. I'm the guy who collapsed here last night... right in front of your... and had to be rushed to the hospital."

"Sure you remember me. I'm the guy who collapsed here last night... right in front of your... and had to be rushed to the hospital." mockup

"Sure you remember me. I'm the guy who collapsed here last night... right in front of your... and had to be rushed to the hospital."

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'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.'

'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.' mockup

'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.'

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'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.' mockup

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

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Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list. mockup

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

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"How come I always pick the bastards?" mockup

"How come I always pick the bastards?"

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Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit. mockup

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

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First Date Disaster Survivor Pillows Collection

First Date Disaster Survivor Mugs

Discover more laugh-out-loud mugs that celebrate the resilient dater. Find the perfect cup to keep spirits high after any memorable first date mishap.

First Date Disaster Survivor Prints

Check out inspiring and funny art prints that commemorate surviving first date disasters. A perfect reminder that every experience is part of the journey.

First Date Disaster Survivor T-Shirts

Explore our collection of humorous t-shirts that turn dating disasters into fashion statements. Perfect for anyone who’s survived the rollercoaster of love.