First Date Disaster Survivor Mugs

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

Tunnel of lurve

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

"I knew I should've swiped left."

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

'Let me just run through the offside rule.'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'It was disgusting, Sheila...Our first date, and he pulls out his endpin!'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

"My love for you knows no bounds, Trish."

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

"Sure you remember me. I'm the guy who collapsed here last night... right in front of your... and had to be rushed to the hospital."

'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

"How come I always pick the bastards?"

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.