First Date Survivors Mugs

"I meant to ask you if you're a winer not a whiner."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

Tunnel of lurve

We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

You know, I'll always think of the song that's on the Juke box right now as

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

"I like long walks on the beach and beautiful sunsets, too...but who are you?"

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"Once again, Dave blew the date when his instincts got the better of his etiquette."

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

Nailed him on the first date.

'Can you suggest a wine to go with someone who's going to be hitting the road as soon as this date is over?'

'Your profile said you were tall, dark, and mysterious.'

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.'

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

"Well, would you like to tell me anything about you now or shall I carry on where I left off?"