Dating Mishap Survivor Pillows

Give a cozy reminder of their strength with pillows that speak to overcoming dating disasters. Soft, funny, and uplifting — perfect for their relaxation and recovery moments.

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"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..." mockup

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

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"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'" mockup

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

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"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster." mockup

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

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"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..." mockup

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

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'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook). mockup

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

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'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!' mockup

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

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"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!" mockup

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

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"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!" mockup

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

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"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

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'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!' mockup

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

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"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'." mockup

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

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"I knew I should've swiped left." mockup

"I knew I should've swiped left."

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'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?' mockup

'What happens when your little sister misses her toy money?'

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James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart

James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart mockup

James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart

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'Let me just run through the offside rule.'

'Let me just run through the offside rule.' mockup

'Let me just run through the offside rule.'

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'It was disgusting, Sheila...Our first date, and he pulls out his endpin!'

'It was disgusting, Sheila...Our first date, and he pulls out his endpin!' mockup

'It was disgusting, Sheila...Our first date, and he pulls out his endpin!'

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"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..." mockup

"So this is what we call a 'red flag'..."

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"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

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