Firing Squad Fanatic Gifts

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Woman escapes with cats.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Alternative fielding positions

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Candle Portraits.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'He has really taken to the training.'

Helicopter

California fires and Coronavirus

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Swords for Making America Great Again

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

Businessman fences with three others.

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

"They said you'd be challenging."

The short pitched ball, and how to handle it

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'