Fireplace Cleaner Gifts

'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"I'm really getting burned out here at work."

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Baby it's cold outside.

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Home sweet home'.

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

Dog with chew toy.

Santa relaxes by Fire

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Dragon fireplace

An snail shell with a chimney

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Please roll over and breathe the other way.

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

Smiley

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