Fireplace Warmer Gifts

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Baby it's cold outside.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Home sweet home'.

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Be a friend.

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

An snail shell with a chimney

Dog with chew toy.

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

Santa relaxes by Fire

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

The two friends

Collecting logs

Smiley

Satan in the fireplace

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Thoughts of Fall

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."