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Cook being told what to do by housemaid

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Baby it's cold outside.

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Home sweet home'.

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Be a friend.

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Dog with chew toy.

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

The two friends

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

Satan in the fireplace

Smiley

Collecting logs

An snail shell with a chimney

Santa relaxes by Fire

Thoughts of Fall

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'