Fireplace Cleaner Prints

'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"I'm really getting burned out here at work."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Baby it's cold outside.

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Home sweet home'.

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

Dog with chew toy.

Dragon fireplace

Santa relaxes by Fire

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

An snail shell with a chimney

The two friends

The best apartment at The Maypole

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

Smiley

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.