Firebrand Critic Gifts

Setting fire to the US flag

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

'Your three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

"This is Mr. Norris. He'll be coming on board as a human shield."

Policing women's vigil

Peace on Earth

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

"Something tells me his demands may be difficult to meet."

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Blame the Victims

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

"We only have the Bible."

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

Jimmy Hoffa Jr. performing 'collective blathering' when He implores the crowd to 'take these sons of bitches out'

"I used to lose my secretaries because they were getting married - now they leave to start their own companies."

"At least we don't have to worry about dudes telling us to smile more."

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"

Trump dries his hair with hot air

What If?

Kellogg cuts workforce...

"I'm pleased to announce we've developed a new drug that's remarkably effective in generating profits."