Firebrand Critic Pillows

Setting fire to the US flag

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

"This is Mr. Norris. He'll be coming on board as a human shield."

'Your three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Policing women's vigil

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

"Something tells me his demands may be difficult to meet."

The End is Near art gallery opening.

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

"We only have the Bible."

Jimmy Hoffa Jr. performing 'collective blathering' when He implores the crowd to 'take these sons of bitches out'

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

"I used to lose my secretaries because they were getting married - now they leave to start their own companies."

"At least we don't have to worry about dudes telling us to smile more."

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

"I did my job, I grabbed my pile, and yet no voice at eventide has cried 'Well done!'"

Trump dries his hair with hot air

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

"I'm pleased to announce we've developed a new drug that's remarkably effective in generating profits."

"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."