Young Firebrand Pillows

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"Smokey The Tree"

Just call me Picasso!

The New Normal

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Policing women's vigil

'Your three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

California fires and Coronavirus

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

Damn these sprinklers and government fire regulations.

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...'

Setting fire to the US flag

"That's not fighting fire, it's wasting water!"

Jimmy Hoffa Jr. performing 'collective blathering' when He implores the crowd to 'take these sons of bitches out'

"I used to lose my secretaries because they were getting married - now they leave to start their own companies."

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"At least we don't have to worry about dudes telling us to smile more."

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."

"Here's why men are so competitive with us - they know we're going to outlive them."

"How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?"

"At this point I think your computer problems needs more than a fan."

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

Owl and the Pushy Cat