Feminist Firebrand Gifts

"I used to lose my secretaries because they were getting married - now they leave to start their own companies."

Owl and the Pushy Cat

"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."

Books written by Women

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"At least we don't have to worry about dudes telling us to smile more."

"This is a time when we all need to focus on how we encourage more women to put themselves forward for senior posts. We need to identify which attitudes and behaviours are blocking women from putting themselves forward and strive to manage them!"

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

'I'm President of the Women's Liberation Committee, Vice-President of the local NOW Chapter...'

Policing women's vigil

Thugocracy

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

What If?

'Your three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

"Here's why men are so competitive with us - they know we're going to outlive them."

Feminist Outrage

International Women's Day.

"Women Supporting Women!"

The Three Wise Queens

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

South Carolina's War on Women

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

'Where were the wise women?'

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

Women of the Wilderness

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"