Feminist Firestarter Gifts

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

"All men are what?-This is rubbish Mary,my Billy's no papist!"

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Oog invented fire, then he accidentally sat in it and invented walking upright.

South Carolina's War on Women

Women of the Wilderness

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'Your three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

"Just imagine what it must have been like living in a world dominated by misogynistic power crazed men. Men for whom women were objects to be pawed and leered at!"

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

Glass Ceiling

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Policing women's vigil

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Wearing bras in 2020.

"Let's just binge watch this."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Bonfire

I've invented "fire." It'll accelerate global warming and get us out of this ice age!